Sinkhole just opened up on 17th street NW, one block away from the White House! pic.twitter.com/JjSMA1gm1I
— Sergio Gor (@SergioGor) 22 januari 2019
There’s always next time. https://t.co/Wb8KunpRdV
— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) 22 januari 2019
After a giant sinkhole appears near the White House, the world holds its breath as one man attempts the Bird Box challenge: pic.twitter.com/HKRIPgDT7d
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) 23 januari 2019
Sinkhole Opens Up Inside White House pic.twitter.com/FLkzdGN9W3
— Mike Denison (@mikd33) 23 januari 2019
Those Mexican tunnellers have outdone themselves.
— Roud#7734 (@Roud7734) 22 januari 2019
Ooh, a sinkhole opened a block away from the White House?
— Tara O'Connor (@TaraOComics) 23 januari 2019
Nature be like: pic.twitter.com/DQ3NI1uzMI
My GPS sucks. https://t.co/CIpmXtsJIn
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) 22 januari 2019
I was SO close this time. https://t.co/xOa3QkUzQl
— God (@TheGoodGodAbove) 22 januari 2019
WASHINGTON -- A spokesperson for Satan says Hell will be filing suit against sinkhole contractors, Abandon All Hope LLC, who failed to construct a high-priority portal to Hell within the residence of "a top client," as instructed. https://t.co/pv2TUGZYv9
— Gary M. Sarli (@GMSarli) 22 januari 2019
As a second sinkhole opens up near the White House, Trump is desperately renegotiating with the netherworld for for two more years on the human plane https://t.co/Axrd08TP6O
— Jeff Yang (@originalspin) 23 januari 2019
2017: Sinkhole opens up at Mar-a-Lago.
— Ricky Davila (@TheRickyDavila) 23 januari 2019
2018: Sinkhole opens up on White House lawn.
2019: Today, a sinkhole opened up a block away from the White House.
Hell wants their demon back.