I’m going to take half of Chloe’s candy tonight & give it to some kid who sat at home. It’s never to early to teach her about socialism. pic.twitter.com/3ie9C0jv2G
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) 31 oktober 2017
Fill her bucket with old candy left by her great-grandfather, then explain that she has more because she's smarter than all the other kids. https://t.co/0lbhHYyFe4
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) 1 november 2017
You teach her about nepotism and fraud everyday. I guess it’s good to teach socialism to mix it up. https://t.co/4sfaTueNc8
— John Legend (@johnlegend) 31 oktober 2017
That's...erm...not how socialism works https://t.co/YQb6TCbcGj
— Ruth Alflat (@RuthAlflat) 1 november 2017
She was given that candy for free. Halloween is already socialism, you malignant potato. https://t.co/JRcvEqg6ej
— Jesse Berney (@jesseberney) 31 oktober 2017
Revealing conflation of "good honest graft" with "being given stuff because you're a kid" here. https://t.co/hmanbsLnXP
— Hugo Rifkind (@hugorifkind) 1 november 2017
"Hold still little Chloe, Daddy's got to be a dick about something on the internet and he needs your help." https://t.co/7b9RbnBEq7
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) 1 november 2017
Or maybe your kid can teach you about sharing, a concept most humans learn in Kindergarten. https://t.co/8FhGU2gMJx
— Adam Nathaniel Peck (@adamnpeck) 1 november 2017
It's also never too early to teach her basic English. Like the difference between to, two and too. https://t.co/dD3wEsynz5
— Jonathan Pie (@JonathanPieNews) 1 november 2017
Or, you could take 99% of the candy and give it to the richest kid on the block to teach her about crony capitalism.#WednesdayWisdom https://t.co/jQPa7cumM2
— Holly O'Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) 1 november 2017
My son and I are taking half of his candy & donating it, because he recognizes that he has more than he needs. https://t.co/sD4e8Nvy0l
— Jacqui (@WritesAsheville) 1 november 2017
why not simply give Chloe the keys to an entire chocolate factory run by other kids to teach her about capitalismhttps://t.co/DYpMHcW5Du
— thank u frailty (@shonfaye) 1 november 2017
I am going to take all her candy and then pay her one piece of candy for gathering it for me. Never too early to teach her about capitalism https://t.co/TUmPV7fSOY
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) 1 november 2017
At first I thought this was going to be a nice thing about helping kids that are sick or have disabilities and have to stay home https://t.co/CrYgM9JBO5
— semi-sweet marsels (@x3Marcela_) 1 november 2017